1.
Same old Warner, taking the piss.
Same old Warner, taking the piss.
Same old Warner, taking the piss.
Same old Warner, taking the piss.
etc, etc, until you get fed up or the opposition attack you.
2.
Hawkes, Hawkes, who the F&%K is Hawkes
Hawkes, Hawkes, who the F&%K is Hawkes
Hawkes, Hawkes, who the F&%K is Hawkes
Hawkes, Hawkes, who the F&%K is Hawkes
A tune that was heard in the changing rooms after the club's Junior Cup win, ah bless him!
3.
three nil to the Warner
three nil to the Warner
three nil to the Warner
three nil to the Warner
etc, etc, the number can of course be changed depending on the result, but the nil always comes second!!