Whilst these incidents are being portrayed as humorous, we would like to point out that John Warner FC does not condone any of these actions. Also, we would like to point out that all those involved have since left the club ( to become policemen ). BLAIR WITCH    THE ANTHEMS         CUP EXIT THE MISSING SHIRT!         THE INCREDIBLE BULK HAWKES' GOES AWOL         BUFFER WALKS OUT! LINESMAN SENT OFF         SMOKE GETS IN YOUR EYES