An incident of this nature took place after a reserve game, in which the John Warner team felt that the referee did not perform to the best of his capabilities ( he was crap ). After leaving the changing room the referee (unnamed) returned to collect his official shirt that he'd mistakenly left behind. After another verbal exchange with the 'Warner' players he realised that he wasn't getting anywhere and left with a threat, "I'll report you lot". After an extensive search by the boys the shirt was found in the toilet bowl. I'm glad to say the shirt was graciously returned to the ref ( who'd just stopped crying ). After an internal investigation by the club we are sad to say that no valuable information was uncovered, in other words the 'villains' are still at large!!!